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Weekend with Megan Fox in Las Vegas in Dreams

Sometimes dream are so funny. They let you to the world where you can’t reach in your real life. Same happened with me in one of the funniest dream I have ever seen. It was about a weekend spending with Megan Fox in Las Vegas. It was just couple of days after 14th feb [Valentine Day] when I actually saw this dream. Might be the possible reason could be that I was unable to celebrate valentine day as I don’t have any girlfriend. When all of my friends were busy in buying gifts and moving out with their girlfriend engrossed in love and romance feelings I was sitting at home and watching movies of Megan Fox.

I went to Las Vegas for a research project on shopping mall and their sales from  our college. While doing research project I saw a girl full covered her face with scarf and eyes covered with Nike Sunglasses. But by walk and her figure I could make it out that she is None other then My favorite Hollywood actress Megan Fox. Somehow I managed to approach her and asked her for autograph. She was shocked to see that how could I found out that she is none other then Megan Fox when she was fully covered her face. I told her I m one of her biggest Fan and I have seen her all movies from Confessions of a Teenage to Jonah Hex several times. Transformers was my favorite among all. After a few talk I could find it out that she was having some problem and she was tensed. I have heard about some of her fights with Brian Austin Green and could make it out that it might be a reason for her tension. I cracked out some jokes and tried to relieve her from tension and I was even a bit successful in that too. Which in result opened a jackpot for me and she asked me to join her for a coffee in evening. I was too excited and I got ready and reached “The Cosmopolitan Of Las Vegas” on time with bouquet and Gianfranco Ferre perfume for her. We had a talk with coffee and she was quite impressed with me and asked me to join for dinner. In talk I asked her what’s wrong with her. She told me in short that she is upset because of Brian Austin Green and is on holiday in Las Vegas to relieve from stress. After dinner I asked her for her next day plans and she said she is free as she is on Holiday and planning to go to some massage parlor next morning. After some time I left her hotel and headed towards mine. Whole Night I was just thinking about her and planning how I can meet her again next day. Then I decided that I will go to same massage parlor where she was planning to go. Next morning I reached there and booked a time slot for myself. After 15 mins even she was there. And this time she was looking dam hot and beautiful. Her dress was skinny so I could clearly see her TattooWe will all laugh at gilded butterflies” Somehow I managed to have some more talks with her. And asked that can he join her for diner. Megan Fox took some time to answer and then agreed. That evening we went to Joel Robuchon for dinner. At that time I showed her complete collection of her pics from her childhood to till date. I use to keep it in my iPhone. I even showed that I have best scene of all her movies in my iPhone. After dinner she asked me that next day she is planning to go to all famous places of Las Vegas and if I m interested then I can join her. So my answer was obvious yes. So next day early morning we started off and went to following places:

Azure Mermaid Show, Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World, Bonnie Springs/Old Nevada, Bonnie & Clyde’s “Death Car”, “Bugsy” Segal Memorial, China Ranch Date Farm, Coffee Roasters of Las Vegas, Dancing Fountain at the Bellagio, Ethel M Chocolate & Cactus Garden, Flamingo Hilton Wildlife Habitat, Forum Shops at Caesars Palace, Fremont Street Experience, Hard Rock Café, Harley-Davidson Cafe & Store, House of Blues, Lion Habitat at MGM Grand, M&M’s World, Masquerade Village, Moapa River Indian Reservation, Mountain Springs Saloon, National Vitamin Company Tour, Nevada Test Site Tour, Oldest Living Bristlecone Pine, Pahrump Valley Vineyards, Planet Hollywood, Ron Lee’s World of Clowns, Sirens of TI Sea Battle, Star Trek, The Experience, Sunset Stampede at Sam’s Town, Volcano at the Mirage.

[It was a dream so visiting all these places in single day was not a tought task. As we all are super heroes in our dream.]

While visiting all the places our time flews like wind We took many photos and videos with her and was uploading to facebook at same time to tease my friends. And when day ended we don’t even came to know. In ended we went to Panache  Tattoo studio where I got a tattoo design chosen by Megan for me. And then day was about to end and I was about to give her a good bye kiss my sister kicked me to wake me up and get ready for college. And the beautiful dream comes to end with my sister kick on my Bums.

Rafael stupidity on his Vaccation to Hawaii

Some years back I (Rafael) went on vacation with wife (Maria). We were in a very small travel van with all basic things required for human survival.

Afteer a long drive towards Hawaii, late night and I was tired of driving, We happened to see a large parking lot that was vacant and decided to set up camp for the night and take a rest over there.

It was a Saturday night and I thought no one would be using it on  Sunday morning. So, I parked and set up camp. By morning I had all the camping gadgets set up, gas grill, lawn chairs, trash can etc.

Early morning before sun rises I went for photography with my wife at nearby places. I used my new SLR camera for photography for  1st time and its quality was soo good that i was unable to stop me from capturing pics. We took pics of kids, young girls, women, couple. Even we have captured pics of a young honeymoon couple with there permission. That couple was soo romantic that it reminds me of my honeymoon days. After seeing them Maria was unable to stop herself from kissing me in public. She hugged me tightly. It was more exiting then kissing Sora Aoi.youjizz Sora aoi

Maria is net/facebook addict. She immediately upload all pictures and videos i captured to her facebook account. And Messaged her friends to see them and also to download videos uploaded by her.

While returning back to our camp we called Hotels in Hawaii and booked a room for us.

When we reached at our camp at 11 AM we noticed a line of cars were parked in the parking lot and people dressed up in tuxedos and long dresses walk right next to my camp and enter the front door of the building that I was parked right in front of.

Then after seeing those people staring at my camp I notices that I set up camp in front of the main entrance for a high school graduation!

Of all the passing graduates and family members I remember asking one of them as “what day does the trash get picked from here”! – By Youjizz

Angelina Moved on After the End of Brad.

Angelina was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen in my life. She was tall, slim, smart and beautiful girls who can win anyone’s hearts with a mere flick of her eyebrows or a drop of her eyelids.

We happened to be neighbors, classmates and the best of friends. Angelina’s family owned many hotels and restaurant in America. They were rich still down to earth and believe in social work and donations.
Angelina used to get several proposal every now and then for many classmates including senior and juniors. Neighbor guys used to stare at her whenever she used to move out of her home. Among all the admirers who approached her, none was outright rejected, but Angelina was careful to watch her step and never committed anything to anyone.

As the years went by, Angelina passed her school and entered college. She was a ravishingly beautiful by that time, eating her way easily into boys’ and men’s hearts alike. Well, She did not do all that consciously or intentionally, just her beauty, charm and dressing sense did it all for her.Her choice of cosmetics, perfume and deodorant add more to her appeal. She was a young woman of nineteen, in the full bloom of youth. She was hot and confident. Her talking style and smile make many guys to fall for her..
In time, she fell in love with a neighborhood friend called Brad. There was no particular feature that could single Brad out from the multitude of suitors who craved for Angelina’s attention except for the fact that he was a poet of sorts and a romantic one at that.

Brads poems of love appealed to Angelina in a way that was markedly different from the way her other suitors wooed her. Brads poems were enough to make Angelina fall for him.

Within a short time, both were stupidly in love with each other and you could see them sitting in moonlight gardens, hand in hand, looking at the moon or at each other for God knows what amount of time. They started exchanging cards and gifts. Angelina was mad for the gifts she used to received from brad, as brad use to write something poetic with every gift he give to her. They use to go for late night romantic movies and romantic stage shows. They use to have online video cam chat for whole night.

Their initial infatuation with each other ultimately matured into a fine affair. Brad and Angelina were deeply in love and were finding it increasingly difficult to stay away from each other. When she was away from him, Angelina would read his letters, most of which were love poems praising her beauty, her voice, her smartness.

They decided to marry the very day he got a job. Brad was small just in second year of his college so it was atleast a year needed for him to enter into a job. They even started to plan for their honeymoon destinations. They were planning to go to Milan Italy. Where they planned for lots of shopping Piazza di Spagna – Spanish Steps – Via dei Condotti. In Rome. They started saving so that they can shop at stores such as Armani, Prada, Versace, Dolce and Gabbana, Gucci and other notable names.
The year rolled by, and Brad died. Just like that. Road accidents generally occur without any prior ceremony. It was sudden shock to every known of Brad, they were unable to accept that brad is no more alive.

It is better to move quickly over the predictable aftermath. Angelina became almost a recluse, hardly coming out of her room, not eating properly and refusing to accept the hard truth. Anyway, time mellows even the worst sorrow, so in a few months, she started interacting normally, but mentally, she was shattered and drained of all emotions.

Angelina’s story was much like a movie called ‘Lacemaker’ in which a woman had undergone a similar metamorphosis under deep personal sorrow and anguish.

One year passed by and Angelina fell in love with her another guy Christian Bale. He happened to be a Dance teacher and used to stay at a nearby. People found her happily laughing and chatting with this person.

Many of us were surprised to see her transformation. In fact, at first, I felt quite dismayed. ‘Was love so temporary. I asked her, in a guarded manner the reason for this sudden change in her mood.

She embraced me tightly and replied happily, ‘You know, Brad has come back’. Via-Youjizz

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